Why am I here? I abandoned Xanga sooooo long ago....
I'm only here to post this chat I had with Dillon. He wins many internets because he's the first person who actually played along with this.
euifi: ............
dhjones@swbell.net: ...........................................................................
euifi: I CHALLENGE J00 TO A DUEL~
dhjones@swbell.net: GET YOUR GAME ON?
euifi: HELL YEA
dhjones@swbell.net: YES
euifi: MY MOVE:
euifi: I SUMMON A HOUSEHOLD APPLIENCE IN ATTACK MODE~~
dhjones@swbell.net: ....
euifi: ...?
euifi: your turn : DD
dhjones@swbell.net: I SUMMON A BEVER WARRIER IN HIDING MODE
euifi: not so fast.....
euifi: I ACTIVATE MY TRAP CARD
euifi: YOUR BEAVER LIEK FALLS INTO A HOLE AND STUFF
dhjones@swbell.net: OH RLY
euifi: YA RLY
dhjones@swbell.net: WELL I SUMM ANOTHER BEVER WARRIER IN HIDING MODA AGAIN AND SEAL ALL THA HOLES
dhjones@swbell.net: OHHHHIH
euifi: WITH RUBBER CEMENT?
dhjones@swbell.net: ...
dhjones@swbell.net: NOO WITH SOAP!!!!!
euifi: OH NOEES
euifi: WELL I SACRIFICE MY APPLIENCE TO SUMMON......
euifi: um........
dhjones@swbell.net: ?
euifi: A MOOSE
euifi: IN A ROOM
dhjones@swbell.net: OHHHH NOOOOO
euifi: .......A ROOOOM WIIITH A MOOOOOSE
dhjones@swbell.net: whats it doo?
euifi: IT PWNS YOU, n00b
euifi: !!!!!!1111!!!!ONE!
dhjones@swbell.net: DAMM
euifi: I ATTACK YOUR BEAVER
euifi: WITH MOOOOOOOOOOSE BEAM
dhjones@swbell.net: NONOOOO
euifi: MINIMAL DAMAGE D:<
dhjones@swbell.net: ooo
euifi: YOUR TURN, n00B
dhjones@swbell.net: i use a magic spell to throw NUTS AT YOUR MOOSE!!!!
dhjones@swbell.net: MUHHUHAHAHAHAH
euifi: NOOOO WAAI-
dhjones@swbell.net: darn
euifi: what
dhjones@swbell.net: MOOSE~~!!!!
euifi: WAAAA~
dhjones@swbell.net: I SUMMON SPICY MARMALADE TO BLIND YOU FOR 2 TURNS
euifi: AAAAUUUURRRRGGG MAH EYES
dhjones@swbell.net: HA
dhjones@swbell.net: HA HA HA HA H
dhjones@swbell.net: U GO
euifi: I SUMMON AN OWL IN ATTACK MODE
dhjones@swbell.net: ooo
euifi: AND EQUIP IT WITH WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTIONN
dhjones@swbell.net: NOOOOP)O
euifi: ITS ATK POINTS GO OVER NINE THOOOOOOUUUUUUSANNNNND
dhjones@swbell.net: 9000 * 10-100?
euifi: ....?
euifi: ANYWHO, I ATTACK DIRECTLY
euifi: MY OWL PENITRATES YOUR SPICEY MARMALADE BECAUSE ITS STRONGER THAN CHUCK NORRIS
dhjones@swbell.net: ?
dhjones@swbell.net: OK>...
euifi: EYE BEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAMS---
dhjones@swbell.net: NOOOO
dhjones@swbell.net: MY MARMALADE
dhjones@swbell.net: THAT WAS MY LAST JAR!!!!!!!!!!!!
euifi: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA-------
euifi: YOU FOOL
euifi: TRUST IN THE HEART OF THE MARMALADE AND IT WILL GUIDE YOU TO VICTORY
dhjones@swbell.net: what am i going to use now??? i have no honey either.... adn penutbuter has SALMON IN it!
dhjones@swbell.net: WAHHHHHHH
euifi: UUUUUUUUUSE THE FORCE.........
dhjones@swbell.net: FARCHE?
euifi: .....
dhjones@swbell.net: what am i going to use now??? i have no honey either.... adn penutbuter has SALMON IN it!
dhjones@swbell.net: THAT WAS MY LAST JAR!!!!!!!!!!!!
dhjones@swbell.net: MY MARMALADE
dhjones@swbell.net: NOOOO
dhjones@swbell.net: OK>...
dhjones@swbell.net: ?
dhjones@swbell.net: 9000 * 10-100?
dhjones@swbell.net: NOOOOP)O
dhjones@swbell.net: ooo
dhjones@swbell.net: U GO
dhjones@swbell.net: HA HA HA HA H
dhjones@swbell.net: HA
dhjones@swbell.net: I SUMMON SPICY MARMALADE TO BLIND YOU FOR 2 TURNS
dhjones@swbell.net: MOOSE~~!!!!
dhjones@swbell.net: darn
dhjones@swbell.net: i use a magic spell to throw NUTS AT YOUR MOOSE!!!!
dhjones@swbell.net: ooo
dhjones@swbell.net: NONOOOO
dhjones@swbell.net: whats it doo?
dhjones@swbell.net: OHHHH NOOOOO
dhjones@swbell.net: ?
dhjones@swbell.net: ...
dhjones@swbell.net: WELL I SUMM ANOTHER BEVER WARRIER IN HIDING MODA AGAIN AND SEAL ALL THA HOLES
dhjones@swbell.net: OH RLY
dhjones@swbell.net: ....
dhjones@swbell.net: YES
dhjones@swbell.net: GET YOUR GAME ON?
dhjones@swbell.net: quoiioioioioioio>
dhjones@swbell.net: lol
euifi: ...............................
dhjones@swbell.net: lol
euifi: are you having a flashback
dhjones@swbell.net: yesh
euifi: at the dire of moments....
dhjones@swbell.net: blushes
dhjones@swbell.net: blushes
euifi: ....fool
dhjones@swbell.net: bows gracefully
euifi: *send you to the shadow realm*
dhjones@swbell.net: ?
euifi: *in america*
dhjones@swbell.net: ?
dhjones@swbell.net: OH RLY
euifi: YA RLY
euifi: SO GET THERE D:<
dhjones@swbell.net: oh
euifi: >: D
*dashes back to devArt*